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Today's cocktail is called Fuck Boy Dick. The ingredients are 1.5 ounces of Hennessy VS,

a half ounce of slow gin, a half ounce of fresh mire lemon juice, 0.5 ounces of simple syrup,

four dashes of bitters, garnish with a lemon twist and you're going to need a rocks glass.

So this is how you're going to make Fuck Boy Dick. Add all liquid to a shaker with ice and shake well until chilled,

strain into a rocks glass with fresh ice, garnish with that lemon twist and serve.

Fuck Boy Dick. It has to be fuck boy. Like you can't have fuck boy dick without Hennessy.

I've had the trone. You think? I love the trone. Oh, I know. I don't. I used to like Hennessy. I can't do Hennessy. No more.

I could try them specifically. I cannot. What for trone? Mickey dokey. He didn't make me do anything.

I got a black eye the week before the day before I went to Costa Rica for a week. So that was not a pleasant memory.

I got to make my throat burn. So. Do you still drink Hennessy though? I haven't had Hennessy in a while. I will drink it.

I will but like. But I haven't like bought it. I've been drinking vodka lately. Yeah. And I'll sip it.

Vodka, club soda and some lime. And I think. Well, I'm trying to be. I'm trying to grow up. But you'll know.

I'll be struggling. You'll hear me sometimes when I'm drunk. So it's like when I drink that because I don't really think it tastes all that great.

It makes me drink it slower. When I get a really delicious beverage, I will gulp that shit down quicker than I can do water.

I'm ratcheted. I slurp all my drinks and I always try to not. And then I'm just like, oh, everyone's still sip.

Even if it's nasty, the drink is just gone. I have a problem.

I'm not judging you girl because I have sucked up some drinks before. Okay. I'm just trying. Oh, I'm trying. It's hard.

So I really might have a problem. Whatever. So what'd you do yesterday? I. Yeah.

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