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In response, Hollywood studios have banded together to announce their new 10-pole release scheduled for next quanza.

A superhero extravaganza entitled Social Justice League of America, Age of Imaginary Problems.

The blockbuster will be written and directed by Lena Dunham, who will also play the lead role of Sicily Shro'lwine.

According to a studio press release, Shro'lwine is a brilliant, dumpy and unattractive physicist who angrily quits MIT after a sexist professor penalizes her just because she doesn't know how to do any math.

Shro'lwine retires to her secret laboratory hidden on the cliffs of Mount Grievance and there begins a series of secret experiments to find out just how little a single person can contribute to society while still complaining about being underpaid.

During the experiments, Shro'lwine is bitten by a radioactive strain of comedia and is transformed into I'm So Special Girl,

who superpowers, enable her to take off her clothes and make every single person in America stop watching television at the same moment.

I'm So Special Girl, assembles an exciting array of superhero friends, including Transformer Man, or Possibly Woman, Angry Blackface, Wheelchair Girl, Fabulous Dorothy Guy, and overly nice to animals person.

Their powers when combined make them almost completely unbearable.

The social justice League of America flies off to fight the evil microaggression man who has developed a destructive supergun that fires judgmental thoughts able to completely destroy the self-esteem of an entire university.

Even though microaggression man is too small for the human eye to see a single, this grunt of look from him can render you helpless by making you suspect you're nowhere near as terrific as your mom and dad always told you you were.

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