Ep 130 – Guess Who Said It

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2014

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Alison asks a very simple question in a very creative way: “What is the difference between the advice given in LDS General Conference vs. the fortune-cookie wisdom found in Chicken Soup for the Soul?” (and possibly the follow-up question: “What exactly does nonsense sound like?”) Glenn, Bob, and Randy chip in a bit with the nonsense.

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:02.0	What you are about to hear is admittedly a little strange.
0:09.0	And intentionally so. It's sort of an art experiment.
0:16.0	Think of it as taking a bunch of pithy chicken soup for the soul type common sense wisdom quotes from general conference you know some
0:26.3	actual quotes and then some sort of made up quotes and combined those with a bunch of actual chicken soup for the soul ripped off desk calendar page
0:38.0	thingies and maybe a half a dozen of so smashed fortune cookie fortunes and then put those in a blender with some paper mache, tie- dye,
0:47.0	12 with acid and pure.
0:50.0	That might explain what you here.
0:52.0	So, turn off to me. Again, that might explain what you're about you here.
0:53.0	So, turn off your mind, relax and grow down.
0:58.0	straight. This is not dying. My beloved brothers and sisters, if you ever noticed how the divinely inspired messages from conference talks can pretty much be replaced
1:28.6	by any random daily chicken soup for the sole death calendar page thingy.
1:37.0	How well would you do in a blind taste test?
1:42.0	That's the question that Allison explores on today's quirky and spunky minisode,
1:50.0	guess who said it? I would be greatly remiss if I did not hear the infants on
1:59.6	thrones intro now. This is infants on Thrones.
2:06.0	Mihsoed.
2:08.0	It's time to play.
2:11.0	It's time to play, guess who said it. The game where you guess who said it.
2:18.0	Jack Canfield, author of Chicken Soup for the Soul, or or general authority.
2:25.0	Okay, ready to play.
2:30.0	First quote.
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