I'll tell you one thing that really annoys me about some church services, it's when they ask visitors to stand up.

I'm shocked that you feel that way. I have to disagree with you.

I absolutely let them finish.

Detest it. I do too.

And I feel like saying to the preacher and the elders,

do you guys not understand that if you desire people to come back?

You know, like, I mean, if you did not to come back because they've already done it, they won't ask them to do it again.

But if you desire people to invite other people to church, don't do this.

Now, let's fight Oscar because it looks like we disagree.

I'm going to disagree with you.

Well, I think there's a time and a place and I would say,

throughout history, to honor the Word of God when it is being read.

No, no, you must have misunderstood.

I'm saying, when guests come to the church, if anyone here was here with us for the first sign this morning,

please stand up.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Oh, wait, what?

I thought you just, whenever they asked you to stand in general.

No, no, no, no.

Are you not standing for the reading of God's Word?

Our church stands during the whole worship service.

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