Ep 129: Return to the Planet of No Return

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2016

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The crew has some Deja Vu and let's it ride.

Improvised December 13, 2015 from a suggestion by William Halley via facebook.
Edited by Chris Rathjen

Featuring

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Shad Kunkle as Lt. Cdr. Jonas Jeremiah and The Eldest Elder
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, an Elder of Nor'turn, Lt. Jeremy Swanson
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, an Astronomer of Nor'turn
Nick Wagner as Ch'arles Lorem, an Elder of Nor'turn
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, an Elder of Nor'turn, En. Operator
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Lt. Greg, an Elder of Nor'turn

Sponsored by Know Your Company, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week's episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Know Your Company. You got 25 to 75 mission tomorrow. We never go out as away teams. It's nice to take the away team out to dinner before we went on that mission tomorrow.
0:38.3	We never go out as away teams. It's nice to be like a home team, you know? Yeah, it's true. It's nice for us to like, you know, get to know each other a little better before we went on this mission and just, you know, really dig in a little bit deeper than we normally do. It feels like when I was on the Zolli Ball team and we would go to Zacharoni grill before all of our away game. That does sound fun. Yeah. Yeah. So great. I would always get the Zacharoni because it's famous for it. Were you carboloading? Yeah. Oh, I should do that too. And here's our main course, everybody. Giant bowls of goat's milk.
1:11.6	So dig in.
1:12.6	Oh, God.
1:29.3	All right. It was goat's milk for you. Go to go. Kick. Great. Now, I realize a lot of us already know each other. We work together every day. But I don't think everyone has met Commander Jeremiah yet. This is Lieutenant Commander Jonas Jeremiah. Just happy to be going together with you guys on this away team thing. This is really exciting for me.
1:31.3	I'm a big fan of goats milk.
1:33.3	Hey, I know, let's do something fun and all say something that everyone else at the table might not know about us.
1:39.3	Great idea, Commander Hayes.
1:40.3	Great.
1:41.3	Zarlene, why don't you start?
1:42.3	Me?
1:43.3	Yeah. I had a dream last night that I woke up next to someone with a really hairy butt, and I was just stroking it when I woke up. Okay. That's good. That's great. Great. Okay. Yeah. Corbel? Oh, well, actually, one of my dates to my high school prom was actually the prom queen.
2:03.6	You had more than one date to your high school prom?
2:05.6	Four of us went together.
2:06.6	I went to prom on Indoria, and it...
2:09.6	It's a polyamorous?
2:10.6	A couple is four people.
2:12.6	That's numerically.
2:14.6	Yeah, well, a quadruple?
2:16.6	Anyway, we were actually at the dance when she came out of her cocoon and just got made prom queen
2:24.8	on the spot.
2:25.8	Wow.
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