Bonus: Single Men, Double Ladies

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2016

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

News for Jan 25th, 2016:

You can catch improvised Star Trek cast members on other podcasts this week! Listen to Sean Kelly talk about Violence and video games on the Nerdologues Talking Games podcast.

https://www.nerdologues.com/podcasts/talking-games/episodes/violence-sean-kelley

You can also catch Sean discussing the TNG episode The Naked Now on a new podcast project called Pat Trek!

http://peachesandhotsauce.com/podcasts/making-new-friends/bonus-pat-trek-the-naked-now

And finally, Matt Young appears with the rest of his Magic Tavern cohorts on the One Shot podcast.

http://www.oneshotpodcast.com/podcasts/one-shot/132-hello-from-the-magic-one-shot-part-1/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Greetings listeners, stay tuned for the news of right now after this week's bonus scene entitled Single Men, Double Ladies.
0:14.0	Oh, Captain, I didn't expect to see you at the Sisyphus Singles Mixer.
0:18.2	Well, you know, Beverly and I are kind of on a break.
0:38.5	Who's Beverly? My girlfriend. Oh. I mean, my ex-girlfriend. Sorry, I didn't. I wasn't trying to like, like I said, we're on a break, you know, so we're just feeling things out. Everybody's going to break. Everybody's going to break all the time until you find the right one.
0:40.1	That's a great point.
0:40.9	That's a great point.
0:44.2	Have I introduced you to my science officer, Crick, Watson?
0:45.0	Hi.
0:45.9	Hi, I'm Crick Watson.
0:47.3	I'm Deborah.
0:48.3	Hi, DeBora.
0:52.6	I spent the morning deconstructing corpses.
0:56.2	I melted them down into their composite matter so that I could recombine them into a larger corpse.
0:58.7	Isn't that sexy?
1:00.2	Yeah.
1:01.1	Small talk, right?
1:02.1	How am I doing?
1:03.0	That is the sexiest thing I've ever heard in my life.
1:05.9	What's s-h-ha-ha-ha.
1:07.4	I don't think I've ever been more turned on.
1:11.9	Really?
1:12.7	I mean, we're at a singles gathering.
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