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So yesterday I was browsing the world of sports and I came across an article that was so astonishing in its stupidity and confusion that it

forcibly struck me.

I mean, it really was the single worst piece of writing I have ever seen.

And the reason it was the single worst piece of writing I've ever seen is because it is

utterly incoherent.

I want to read it to you.

It's about a person named Lyshea Clarendon, the WNBA's first openly non-binary and transgender player. It's by a person named

Katie Barnes. Here is the piece. I'm going to read you the first three paragraphs, and you will

immediately not understand anything. Okay. This is a thing that a human wrote.

Leisha Clarendon wrapped their hand around the back of a fussy newborn, looking up at them in the maternity recovery room at a Bay Area hospital.

A nurse had just shown Leescia how to cradle the baby in a football hold, and Lechia rested the soft skin of the baby's back against her own left forearm

and held the baby's head in her hand. Okay, so at the beginning, you're like, okay, so we're talking

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