This is the podcast for May 18, 2012. It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from just outside the Trilateral Commission's Totally Not Gay Wedding Pavilion at the NATO Summit.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass, I wish I could do a sound effect of a helicopter going so that you could give the traffic report here?

We both have a cough, so I'll just do that.

You know, live from the professional left traffic copter, Lake Shore Drive is shut down. Actually, Lakeshore Drive is shut down over the weekend between 34th and Balbo.

And some asshole is still heaving rocks off the Stevenson Expressway Overpass at Pulaski.

Drive safely.

There you go.

And that's true because I was in Chicago last couple of days prospecting for work.

And we'll see how that goes

and I drove right through the area

they talked about and yeah there's rocks all over the place

there are fist-sized rocks on both sides of the road

where some jerk was

lobbing

oh my gosh rocks into traffic on a highway

and nobody was killed but a lot of people got a cracked windshield

and scared the crap out of people so and it wasn't john bainer no it wasn't the republicans they only do that symbolically but they do it much more effectively they actually aim at their targets they really really know what to do and uh anyway it was a little bit of a, I'm a little wiped out.

I had a long drive the last couple of days and hopefully keep your fingers crossed.

Somebody out there might realize how fabulous I am.

There you go.

And give you a pain job.

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