The more the world changes, the more we find comfort in the things that never change.

This is Rabbi Daniel Lapin on demand on the Blaze Radio Network.

Welcome all you happy warriors.

Welcome to the Rabbi Daniel Lapin show where I, your rabbi, solemnly dedicate

myself to revealing how the world really works. Thank you for being part of the show, and thank you, as always, for promoting the show.

Welcome each and every one of you loyal listeners to the Rabbi Daniel Lapin show. All you

happy warriors, you heroic men, enduring the scorching days of summer and the frigid days of winter,

going to work early every morning regardless of the weather, taking care of business,

and doing what your head tells you to do, when your head tells you it must be done.

You all who ignore your heart's desire to indulge your body's seductive whisper,

instead, you boldly heed the clarion call of responsibility, to those you are strong enough to support and

brave enough to protect and care for, you are the army of the righteous.

You are the noble knights defending the fortress of civilization against the hungry hordes of scheming and surging savages, trying

to invade and conquer what you and your fathers have built.

These barbarians know that even after they destroy the civilization you built as they

wretchedly crawl through its wrecked ruins, they

will still live better than in anything they could ever have built themselves.

Only you stand between the nightmare of socialistic slavery and the bright hope of tomorrow.

And you beautiful and brave women, resisting government's treacherous proposal to marry it,

rather than accepting a golden ring from one clear-eyed man dreaming of a shed tomorrow,

you gorgeously courageous women who smilingly and graciously carry the load of work, marriage

and family, inspiring your man to greatness and nurturing your young ones to moral maturity

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