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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Ep 127. Not a holiday

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.945.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, you're listening at Shagmode and I'm with me Rosie Ramsey and my beautiful assistant Christopher Ramsey beautiful assistant. I've been downgraded.

0:09.0

I've been getting that box. I'm going to get me so so you know, like you're a magician, like I am the magician.

0:15.5

So not an assistant like sort of you know guy go and get your stuff and take stuff to the post office and stuff for you like an assistant like you know like.

0:22.3

At least I've got at least I'm not pay at least I'm glamorous in this scenario. I didn't see glamorous I said beautiful. Can I change it glamorous possibly? I feel I want yeah.

0:31.9

I feel I feel I feel I feel a beautiful bit subjective like beauty you know it depends what you're into but I feel like glamorous you can't really argue with glamorous.

0:37.9

It's like you're either glamorous or you're not. That is true actually. I mean beauty's more you know skin deep etc.

0:43.9

To the eye of the beholder. Is he beautiful on the inside? Is he glam it fucking glamorous? I tell you.

0:48.3

A mad glamorous. A mad glamorous. Sorry these headphones aren't working. Do you think I'm glamorous? You are possibly. I mean this I mean this one bought me home. Yeah.

0:57.3

The least glamorous. You are about as glamorous as a wheelie been on a hot day. But that's your charm. That's your charm. Thank you.

1:07.3

You can't you can't actually be glamorous. We had you can know you're right. You can either be glamorous or not. You can't there's no halfway.

1:14.3

I don't think I'd be well I mean when I did like little mix the search and stuff I got glammed up a bit but I wasn't like you know I wasn't I wasn't dual

1:20.7

Dommit in them suits on the mass singer level. It's something you have all you're right. It's something you have all the time.

1:26.7

Yeah. If you're glamorous you go with the supermarket dressed up. You're glamorous. That's glamorous. Yeah. You get a party right. You get a party and your PJs and you still look amazing. Yeah. Exactly.

1:35.1

Yeah. Yeah. Whereas whereas you would get a party and your PJs and then would look at the photo and would go. I don't think it's her and then would delete the photo.

1:42.3

Yeah. The word to be like. Yeah. If they'd look at the photo of your with your make up on but if they'd look at any of your Instagram

1:47.8

they're going to ask definitely. In fact, another would definitely know too because you look like shit all the time. Great. Well, hey listen. Well the back. It's good to be back. It is good to be back.

1:56.8

Good to be back. Hi everyone. We'll hope you're right out there. It is episode 127. I knew that. I'm off to check. It is. I had a car. I swiped to the side and checked me

2:04.8

with a screen. Yeah. It's episode 127. I hope you're all right out there. This is lucrative. Lucrative sponsor. Absolutely. No money. We've been on hold it. We've been on hold it. We've been on hold it. We've been on hold it. We've been on hold it last week. So I brought it over with with it. This week sponsor is

2:17.4

Sunstroke. Oh, hey, well. Hey, Sunstroke. Hey, you have a nice holiday. Sunstroke. Hey, you kept your feet hanging out of the little parasol. Did you get on the sun? Did they? They've got a rush on them now and you feel like shit. Sunstroke. Hey,

2:32.4

up all night thrown up. Sunstroke. Hey, didn't listen to your wife when she said stop drinking longer at 11 o'clock in the morning. Sunstroke.

2:39.8

Think and blame and hey, dickhead. Hey, Sunstroke. Feel like shit. Hey, get it at the end of your hold it and travel home with it. Sunstroke. You think it's bad being in an airport normally with kids? Sunstroke.

2:55.3

Fucking worst thing. That was the longest day of my life. All I did was all I did on the last day of holiday. I got out of the bed ill after being sick all night. I got out of one bed and I made the longest most laborious worst journey day of my life all the way to our bed at home. I just swapped beds via two taxis and a plane and some little buses to get onto the thing. Yeah, absolutely horrific. But hey, little tip for you. Sunstroke. Hey, give me a few pounds on holiday. Not being exercising. Be neat and what you want and drinking a lot. Get yourself sunstroke.

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