I could while away the hours confirm and break the flowers, consult with the rain.

I would dance and be merry life would be a ding a dairy if I only had a brain.

Once upon a time in a galaxy far,

long. Well, it was actually this galaxy, but anyway, there was once this brain, a very special truth-seeking brain.

I just gotta know the truth.

One day this truth-seeking brain got super-duper confused because there were so many claims to truth

all around him. It just didn't make any fetching sense.

I just gotta know the truth. So one night... Fetching sense.

I just gotta know the truth.

So one night, as this truth-seeking brain was reading some words written by one of his heroes,

he realized that, hey, there's a better way to figure out the one true truth.

I just got to know the truth.

You know, the one truth that's way, way better than all the other truths, because it's the only truth and all the other

truths just well they just aren't.

You are pathetic and weak.

So he followed the instructions from his hero and he went into a secluded place and he learned

first hand that pretty much everyone else was wrong. I mean dead wrong, like totally and completely totally dead wrong. Like totally and completely dead wrong. Now sure, maybe there were other truth-seeking

brains out there, brains who really, really wanted to know the truth, like him. I just got to know the truth like him.

I just got to know the truth.

I just got to know the truth.

If so, they would eventually join him and form some kind of special elite community of truth-seeking brains, an island among all

of the non-truth-seeking brains out there, you know, those brains that just seek after beauty

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