TV and newspaper journalists hammer Donald Trump with negative news stories last week and as a result Trump's poll numbers rose dramatically.

The journalists are baffled.

Chief anchor of ABC News George Succulupicus said, quote,

I can't understand it. I know I'm usually a hack for the Clintons who recently gave them $75,000 without telling my ABC bosses about it.

But when I report on Donald Trump, I'm being a serious journalist. No, really. Look, this is my serious journalist face.

I'm not serious it is. So why won't anyone believe me? I don't know what's going on.

Anchor and editor of the CBS evening news, Natti Lyschmacher also said he was mystified that no one would believe his negative reports about Trump.

He told reporters, quote, look at the suit and tie and this haircut. This is the suit and haircut of a man who really seems to be on the up and up,

even when he skews the news so badly to the left that his own reporters don't want their stories appearing on his show.

Also, my diction, it's impeccable. How can you distrust someone with diction like mine? I sound exactly like someone who's telling the truth.

Unquote. Former NBC anchor Brian Williams now working at MSNBC for some reason issued a statement saying,

it is time for the public to listen to our negative Trump stories. I myself first met Donald Trump while parachuting into Afghanistan with SEAL Team 6 during our attempt to restore the rightful king of Narnia.

While clearing terrorists out of caves in Torra Bora, I met a strange blue creature whose soul had been atrophied by his attachment to a magical invisibility ring.

That creature was Donald Trump and anyone who thinks I'm making that up is no better than the ISIS soldier I had to strangle with my bare hands while reporting from the ground in Syria.

Unquote. According to Bob Woodward, the Washington Post has assigned 20 reporters to investigate every aspect of Trump's life.

When asked if the post would also assign 20 reporters to Hillary Clinton, Woodward said, absolutely, it takes that many just to carry the train of her dress.

New York Times editor, Nadi Lyshemacher, no relation to the guy from CBS News. It's just a common name among mainstream journalists, issued a statement saying,

quote, I know the time sacrificed every last ounce of credibility we had covering up for Barack Obama during his lies about bill heirs, his lies about Reverend Wright, the IRS scandal, the Obama Care Collapse, the Benghazi scandal, and his role in the deterioration of the Middle East.

But when we report on Donald Trump by Gali, we really mean it. And finally CNN's Wolf Blitzer complained to a colleague saying, quote, during Hurricane Katrina, I said, boy, oh boy, George W. Bush is to blame for that.

When Democrats destroyed the economy, I said, boy, oh boy, George W. Bush is to blame for that. Now when I say boy, oh boy, Donald Trump is a bad guy, everyone just thinks I'm the wolf who cried boy.

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