Democrats have been trying to come up with a fresh, original way to express their political positions, and this week, they finally found one.

A sit-in. An idea so fresh and original, no one has thought of it since 1968, when leftism was still cool, because everyone was taking hallucinogens.

Not only was leftism cool, but there was also a giant pink rat eating your feet while you scream for mercy.

The 12-hour sit-in on the steps of the Capitol came on the heels of an eight-hour sleep-in,

where individual protesters expressed their views by lying unconscious on their beds at home for an entire night.

That was followed by a 45-minute

eat-in, where the group gathered at various coffee shops and restaurants to defiantly drink

coffee and eat some eggs and bacon with butter toast and maybe a touch of strawberry jam.

They then proceeded to the Capitol steps, and in a stunningly brave statement of opposition

to something or other, actually sat down

and continued sitting in a way that would have made it very difficult for people to walk up

the Capitol steps if they hadn't been on their way to Michigan for the Trump rally.

The event was intended to inspire more support for Democrat policies, like allowing gangster

illegals to remain in our country,

cutting the testicles off little boys so their mentally ill parents can pretend their little girls,

reading perverse pornography to kindergartners in public schools, and destroying our energy supplies

and replacing them with gigantic windmills so that when China takes us over, they won't have

any electricity either.

To raise the inspiration level to even greater heights, the sit-in included a homosexual rabbi who led a sing-along while everyone around him joined in by averting their eyes and pretending

there were someplace else where something different was happening. After the sing-along,

Cory Booker, the senator from the state of completely ridiculous, made a speech to the imaginary multitude who would have

been there had they not been on their way to Michigan. Booker said, quote, first of all, I want to

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