Ep. 122 - Pike, Broads, & Lighter Fluid

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

This week, U.K. taxidermist Josh Fisher pub casts a mackerel head and runs from the cops, we invoke the Magna Carta to stop vegan girls from killing crows, chase toothy predators with the four lures available in our country, and turn a bag of rotten chubs into something worthy of Buckingham Palace.

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0:00.0	So now I'm going to be an American smart ass and piss my people off, right?
0:05.0	Do Xander fight? Are they fun? You sent me a picture of yourself with a huge Xander.
0:10.0	They're mainly young girls, young sort of goffy girls, that are just doing birds.
0:14.0	They're just doing crows. They're vegan. You know, they want to ethically suck.
0:18.0	Whatever. I always find that quite amusing.
0:20.0	Very hypocritical.
0:22.4	Are you a punk fan?
0:23.7	Not really.
0:24.6	One of my clients, he used to buy weed off of Sid Vicious's mom.
0:27.9	No shit.
0:29.0	What?
0:29.3	Yeah.
0:37.3	Come on, man. cut and retry that.
0:39.6	You know that's never going to work.
0:41.7	Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people that actually believe the fish and chips
0:46.7	they just ordered at the Hooters in Omaha is, in fact, Atlantic Cod, like the specials board says.
0:52.0	And welcome to Cut and Retie, the Fishing Podcast that wants
0:54.5	eight out of hooters in Baltimore with its 85-year-old great aunt when it was 14 and it was one of
1:00.2	the most awkward experiences of its entire life. Hey, I'm Joe Sermely. Happy Friday to one and all.
1:06.6	And I'm going to skip my normal rant here and kind of get after it this week because
1:10.4	this episode is running a little longer than normal.
1:13.0	And when that happens, it usually means I was really enjoying the conversation, which is the case here.
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