5 • 649 Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Aquariums don't stay clear naturally. |
0:03.0 | No, they don't. |
0:04.0 | That's why I don't have one right now. |
0:05.0 | My kid's dying for one shan and I'm like, the thing is, then I gotta take care of it and I don't feel like it. |
0:11.0 | I'm gonna take that a step further because in my ponds I see this a lot where people are throwing white bread. |
0:16.0 | I've thought about it, but I've never actually done that before. |
0:19.0 | No, not me. The locals, however, didn't |
0:22.4 | believe the boy would have the courage to trespass on the sheriff's property. He was, after |
0:27.1 | all, a straight-A student who sang in the boy's choir. |
0:37.1 | Come on, man. Cut and retry that. you know that's never going to work good morning friends |
0:44.5 | degenerate anglers and people that plan to slip a fiver to the mater d at friendlies tonight so |
0:48.9 | you and your lover can enjoy that hunk of chunk of peanut butter fudge lava cake at your favorite |
0:53.1 | table right next to the circus clown mural |
0:55.0 | and welcome to cut and retie the fishing podcast that just passed you a note that reads do you like me |
1:00.3 | and it really wants you to circle yes hi beautiful people i'm joe surmeli and happy valentine's day |
1:06.8 | you guys are you doing something romantic today i'm not. You guys want to know what my move has been |
1:13.5 | for two years in a row now? Okay. Matching underwear, right? Last year, I wasn't going to get my wife anything, |
1:18.8 | but then I saw that me undies ad on Instagram and I was like, okay, but while that might sound all |
1:24.9 | like saucy and sexy, right? What I do is I buy the stupidest, |
1:29.4 | ugliest patterns that they have. Okay, so suffice it to say, I still rock the psychedelic |
1:35.4 | mushrooms that I got last year, but Kristen only does if there's like absolutely no other |
1:40.4 | clean laundry. All right. It's a desperation move, right? The undies covered in tiny |
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