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Hey you and welcome. My name is Mike, and you're listening to the latest episode of the That

Chapter podcast. Yeah, today, know, I've got a really good

episode for you today. It's been a really insane story. It's also, just like a little F-Boy,

a Mike solo episode. I'm looking across at an empty chair for today's, uh, episode. You know,

I asked, Dirty Keith, if he was going to come, you know, so he could tell one of his

ghost stories, which he hasn't been having a whole lot of lately, and I could also

describe to you what he's wearing, which is probably some form of black t-shirt, maybe

with some kind of a metal band on it, but not today. I asked him and he said no. He said he's

not coming onto today's episode of that chapter podcast

because folks, you guys are just making too much fun of him. He just said he just wasn't having

it. And you can take my word for that. He said, until he gets the respect he feels he deserves,

he, he, um, he's just not coming. So there you go. That's what he said. I may be paraphrasing, and maybe he said he was busy, and maybe, well, you know what, who knows?

He's not here, really.

That's the long and short of it.

But you know what?

It's just those, just those galls.

You know what I mean?

It's kind of like a bit of an ill, intimate, intimate episodes.

When was the last time that you were intimate with the Jackson?

This morning.

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