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International Waters

Ep. 121: Resigned to Life as a Ghost

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Eleanor Morton, Garrett Millerick, Amy Spalding and Jacob Sirof join host, Dave Holmes, to discuss delayed messages (which may or may not be in a bottle), LA rain, pot brownies and more. Eleanor wants to plug her new show on the comedy streaming service “Next Up,” and recommends The comedy of Maria Bamford. Garrett wants to plug his show The Devil’s Advocate and recommends the stand-up comedy of Eleanor Morton. Amy wants to plug her new book The Summer of Jordi Perez (and the Best Burger in Los Angeles) and recommends >the comic The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang. Jacob wants to plug his upcoming shows and recommends The original Star Trek film series. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month.  You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Julian Burrell, and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks, I'm Dave Holmes.

0:01.3

Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show,

0:04.5

the pits American and British comedians against one another in a pop culture battle royale.

0:09.7

We are recording this in late March.

0:12.7

We're living in a post-love Simon World.

0:15.5

It's a little blander and more loving out there.

0:18.2

And I dig it.

0:19.8

Let's get in International Waters.

0:37.2

We're going to. Break out. Playing for the country that gave us pearly queens and actual queens, it's stand-up, Eleanor Morton.

0:52.4

Hello.

0:53.1

How are you?

0:53.8

I'm all right, yeah, I'm yeah i'm fine good good how is it out

0:57.2

there um we are in a small underground booth so so you don't really know pretty pretty compact

1:05.0

okay cool it's pouring rain here in los angeles and uh and everybody's uh everybody's freaking out

1:10.6

about it if you oh... Oh, yeah.

1:12.1

Yeah, if it lightly drizzles for 45 minutes

1:14.5

the city is complete mayhem.

1:16.8

It took me a little longer to get in here than I wanted it to.

1:19.1

But that's okay, that's not your problem, Eleanor.

1:21.3

Also playing... It's not raining here.

1:22.8

It's not raining here. Well, all right.

1:24.7

I know that's confusing for you guys. We are shouldering the burden for you.

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