Oh, hello folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

We are recording this in New York City. It is mid-March right now. This will come out late March, early April, something like that.

Judging, by the way, the news has gone this week. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say, by the time you're listening to this,

we're watching the confirmation hearings

of Mary Jo Butterfewko to the Secretary of State.

And I hope they're going great.

You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that thinks it invented the queue,

yeah, join the line, buddy.

It's comedian and comedy central writer Tom Cowell.

Hi, Tom Cowell.

Hi, how are you, Dave?

Good.

It's great to be here.

You know, by the time this drops, you might be a father.

I hope I am a father.

Yeah, we've got our first baby arriving April 28th,

so cross your fingers for me.

Oh, wow.

Excited. Yeah. How do you feel? I feel already tired. I'm minus two months a father,

and I'm exhausted already. So it's going to be great. I'm really cut out for this.

You're going to do fine. Thank you. Best of luck. Also playing for the UK, Michelle Desmirt.

Hello. Did I say it right? Yeah, you did. Okay, schmoozy. Yeah. Yeah. You're like a vagabond right now.

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