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Infants on Thrones

Ep 121 – (Non-magical) Temple Garments

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2014

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Glenn, Matt, Chelsea, and Nick review the LDS Church’s recent video on temple garments. Spoiler alert: they are TOTALLY ancient and COMPLETELY legit and just EXACTLY like religious vestments all over the world and NOT magic AT ALL — not even a teeny tiny bit.  Even if most Mormons believe they sorta are. http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765661469/LDS-Church-releases-video-topic-page-discussing-temple-garments.html?pg=all

Transcript

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From ancient times men and women have embraced sacred music, different forms of prayer,

0:18.0

religious vestments full of symbolism, gestures and rituals to express their innermost feelings of devotion to God.

0:30.2

The variety of these forms of expression is as wide and diverse as the human family.

0:36.0

Yet all have the same ultimate purpose.

0:39.0

To connect a believer with the object of their devotion in the most personal way to draw close to God.

0:47.0

All right.

0:48.0

I am intrinsically no good.

0:52.0

I have a heart that's made of wood and I am only biting time

1:00.1

only reciting memorized blind.

1:05.0

And I'm not fit to touch the hem of your garment.

1:12.0

And no, no, no, I'm not fit to touch.

1:17.0

The hem of your garment,

1:21.0

yeah.

1:22.0

This is Inf on throne.

1:25.0

The philosophies of men beingled with humans.

1:30.0

We are the core. Hey!

1:34.0

Hey, hobo!

1:36.0

Hey, Hobo man, Hey, Dapper Dan,

1:41.0

You've both got your style, but brother you're never fully dressed without a smile. Welcome back to Infants on Thrones. I'm Glenn O'Sland and recently the LDS Church released a short five minute video to show the world how, you know, garments

2:06.8

and temple clothes aren't really weird. No, they're just like every other kind of

2:12.0

religious vestment that religious people have

2:14.6

used since back in the olden days.

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