Hey, H.B.S.B.S.S.E.B.S. This is Heaving bosoms. The podcast, where two romance-loving best Friends, recap the plot of books you recommend with a

comedic, sex-positive, inclusive lens.

Do we get a little blue in our humour?

Sometimes, which makes us both super fun and an absolute liability?

We're going to start today with a Patreon shoutout because it is the only way.

Emily F. You are an Acamee, a beautiful blue bird snake that lays eggs of pure silver. You're very protective of your eggs going to great lengths to both hide and defend them.

Your most interesting ability is Corinaptixis, which is the ability to shrink and grow to fit any space.

You can be as small as a thimble or as large as an ocean depending on your mood. You're the

epitome of adaptation in action and that makes you both special and resilient.

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All right, let's finish up red, white, and royal blue by Casey McQuinton.

It's a big swoon. Oh, hi Aaron.

Hi, Aaron.

Hi, Mel.

How are you?

Are you holding your boobs?

No.

Oh, I've almost got like my arms akimbo, except like up just below my armpits.

As soon as you said hi it's like you suddenly from out of frame

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