Hey everyone you're listening to heaving bosoms the podcast were two best friends and lovers of Lady Adventure Tales with a central love story and a guaranteed happy ending, recap the plot of

romance novels, because that's where you get those.

We also tell our own stories, insert very professional segments, and giggle a ton.

Let's start off with a Patreon shout out because it's my favorite thing.

Darlene C, you are a boatrukel.

A super smart best friend stick insect that is peaceable and shy until someone tries to cut down your tree.

If anyone, especially a tree surgeon, threatens the bochrokel and its friends, it will jump out of the tree and gouge out the attacker's eyes.

Bad ass, right? But if the person offers the bow truckel snacks,

it usually buys them enough time to get away. What can we say? You like

what you like and we support that.

This week we announced a design contest that I am super stoked about.

Anyone within the sound of my voice can create a limited edition piece of art for our

2020 meet-up at Kiskon. Send your images to Heaving bosoms Podcast at gmail.com by February 7th and

we'll announce the winners on Galentine's day, February 13th.

The winning logos are going to be added to our Red Bubble store so that all Kiskcon attendees

can order shirts and tots and whatever the hell else they want to rock at the conference in April.

That way we'll have one more way to identify other HBs in Chicago and all proceeds from this limited edition merch is going to charity, so make

sure you send us your entries.

And now we've got part one of Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuinton and for all

you patrons out there a bonus episode about Rooster's new jobs is coming out

tomorrow. Don't worry you'll get it after you listen to banter. Here we go.

Put it up high. I haven't washed my hair in four days. Okay I'll put it up high I haven't washed my hair in four days.

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