It's time for a fresh installment of the left-wing dictionary, the online reference that helps

you understand what the people who don't know what they're talking about are talking about.

Today's word is gaff.

A gaff is anything a Republican says that might interrupt the dismantling of American freedom

and prosperity by the left, especially if one, the statement can be misconstrued by the

news media to sound mean or stupid and two, it's entirely true.

Let's look at an example.

Let's say Barack Obama attends a church for 20 years where the minister repeatedly condemns

America and calls for God to dam our country.

Then let's say Obama befriends an America-hating terrorist who actually helps launch his political

career even though Obama later lies about how close their relationship is.

And then let's say Obama campaigns on the promise to fundamentally change the U.S.

speeches around the world blaming America for the world's problems, apologizes for America

to bloodthirsty tyrants and offends our strongest allies in the UK and Israel while offering

deals to our enemies in Russia and Iran.

Now, let's say unquestionably patriotic former mob-busting prosecutor and heroic New York

City Mayor Rudy Giuliani says, quote, I do not believe that the president loves America.

That's a gaff because it's spoken by a Republican, threatens the left's agenda, can be misconstrued

to sound mean and is obviously true.

Now you try it.

Let's say that under Barack Obama's stewardship of the economy, the number of people on government

assistance has skyrocketed 23%.

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