Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, the crazy homeless people outside of Jen Kirkman's house, a brand new, would you rather, and a battle of the actors with African names?

Let's go!

Welcome to Jordan, Jesse, go, I am Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

And I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

We are live on the scene of a house fire, a horrible tragedy. Yay, save the photo albums.

One time my girlfriends, we're getting back into tragedy territory, but one time my girlfriend's parents' house burned down.

And they didn't know why it was for a long time, and then they found out that their neighbor had breakers in her house.

You know, electrical breakers, and she had one of them was overloaded and kept turning off, and she would go and turn it back on.

And she understood that part of what a breaker is and does.

And then once it, one time it was just she'd turn it on and it would come back off, and she'd turn it on and go back off, right, because it was overloaded.

And she got annoyed, so she'd turn it on and held it on, and then like three houses burned down.

Cool. Way to go, lady.

You know, we had a burned down everyone's house.

Oh gosh, smooth move, x-lacks.

Okay, we have, Jordan, you put a very important poll on the Jordan Jesse Go message board, but I feel like bears addressing.

Yes, this is a very important topic to me, and who is better?

She would tell at you four, or Jimon Hansu.

No, we should clarify who these guys are.

...