Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go! It's our worst jobs ever. Plus, we're joined by the delightful and lovely comedian, Jen Kirkman. Let's go!

Welcome to Jordan, Jesse, go! I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

And I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Oh, another delightful program on the way. We have a comedian, Jen Kirkman, on this week's show.

She's got a new compact disc of her stand-up comedy out on AST Records.

A delightful comedian from here in Los Angeles. We also are going to talk about our best and worst jobs.

I have been, oh, and of course, we're out of fare.

Oh, yeah, by the way, we're out of fare.

He asks, amusement fare.

Specifically, if you're wondering what kind of fare, like if it's a health fare, for example, it's an amusement fare.

The St. No Book Fair. We're here for novelties.

Yeah, we're trying to see what can be fried.

What surprising food stuff can be deep fried and put on a stack.

You know, okay, so this is the issue that I wanted to broach with you, Jordan.

Sure.

I have started to have a fantasy about what it's like to be old.

Maybe a little premature.

Yeah, I'm 25. I'll grain you.

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