Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is still on his Euro-tour and couldn't attend this recording. However, Bert Kreischer brought Mama-Bear LeeAnn. If you thought Bert was safe from being checked for an hour straight just because Tom wasn't there, GUESS AGAIN. We first get into Bert's recent weight loss. He actually legit looks good, but everyone (including himself) knows it won't last too long. We get into the inner working of Bert and LeeAnn's marriage. What would Widow-Bert and Widow-LeeAnn's lives look like? Does Bert have a "condition" he's not telling us about? We then get into what exactly IS and IS NOT cheating on your spouse, we give Tom a call, we get into Louis CK's tour email, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	S Sit,21k, S group edx,
0:03.7	6.
0:05.9	battery
0:08.6	2 rated
0:10.4	ok
0:12.4	blush
0:17.6	i'm
0:20.9	There's a purpliernis on this show
0:24.2	12 years
0:25.5	in the m membrane
0:27.4	It's gonna be a fuckin shitshot
0:29.2	everyone
0:34.7	Hey guys welcome to two bears one cave I'm skinny bird christian I'm here with the blowjob champ
0:40.0	Yeah, no, I think
0:42.3	Bush is the blowjob champ. We should probably tell everyone why we call her push people always go like right?
0:48.0	Yeah, right. Yeah
0:50.2	By the way for the record in case you guys want her I got my blowjob, too
0:54.2	Oh my god, I heard Tommy Christina was my quarterly to the biggest fight about that what their neighbor Jeffrey called me
1:02.3	And he was like yo, you got it and he was like they're yelling in the back. No, that's not true
1:07.4	You don't even know their neighbor. I love that you just let me go their neighbor Jeffrey and you're like and
1:13.3	Tommy is in Europe
1:16.9	Performing to half-sold out shows and
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