Well, the reviews for the DNC are in, and across the political spectrum, on media outlets as far left as ABC news,

to those as far left as NBC news, people pretending to be journalists all agree that this Democrat Convention was a joy-filled

folksy all-American joy-filled totally normal full of joy freedom-loving gathering

of utterly joyful baby murdering communists pretending to ignore

anti-Semitic pro-Islamist terrorist protesters just long enough to get elected

when they can capitulate to them entirely and also full of joy. The only sour note came from grumpy

non-joyous Republicans who attack Democrats for offering free abortions and vasectomies

outside the Convention Center. Republicans are deeply concerned and might accidentally win an election and have to govern,

which sounds much harder than talking tough on Fox News.

Indoors, the joyful folksy folksiness began with a touching

joy-filled all-American farewell speech by Joe whatever his name used to be who was joyously dragged on stage by Nancy Pelosi while he dug his fingernails into the floor leaving inch deep scratch marks as he joyously screamed,

I don't want to go, please don't make me go.

Far Left media outlets like CBS, and even some far left outlets like PBS, oh wait, maybe it's PBS that's on the far left outlets like PBS.

Oh wait, maybe it's PBS that's on the far left

and CBS that's on the far left.

I always get those two confused

because there's only one letter of difference

between them and they're both communists.

But anyway, CBS and

all the BS in between agreed that Biden's farewell speech was a joy filled

touching tear filled joy filled,

touching joy filled tribute to whatever it was he was talking about.

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