Flaming Spokesquere for the Olympics Thomas Jolly has issued an apology for an opening ceremony display in which drag queens ridiculed Leonardo da Vinci's famous depiction of Jesus Christ's Last Supper.

Jolly, who is gay, which also means Jolly, who is totally gay,

said in his apology, quote,

I want to sincerely apologize to any far right turds

who are still stupid enough to believe in God

and therefore may have felt all grumpy and offended when we spit on everything they hold dear.

By way of making amends let me explain to you ignorant buffoons that the

drag queen imitation of the last supper was not a drag queen imitation of the

last supper but instead was a tribute to the Greek god of wine Dionysus and

was simply meant as a celebration of the fact of our being alive

because we had drag queens imitate the last supper instead of mocking Muslims who would have

stopped us from being alive by throwing us off a roof."

Unquote.

Flaming Spokesqueer Gay Jolly later amended his apology to say,

quote, okay, it had nothing to do with Dionysus,

and we were mocking the last supper but it was still

a celebration of being alive because we were too chicken to mock Muslims unquote.

Now on a personal note it may be true that some touchy small-minded Christians

were put out by having one of the most solemn moments in a faith centered on truth and

morality ridiculed by a bunch of men in falsies and lipstick,

interrupting a life of self-degradation

and the corruption of children

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