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The Trawl

Ep 117: Starmer Drama and Tory Trauma

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6708 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

The Trawl schedule has gone off piste due to haywire Christmas diaries (normal practice will resume next week). And so it is that this week, Jemma and Marina find themselves trawling, just as news is breaking that Cleverly has announced a tranche of policy, supposedly designed to cut immigration figures. Their heads are spinning as they try to absorb the latest ill thought out Tory batshittery which means foreign carers won't be able to bring dependants with them (nice). Oh, and if you fall in love with anyone foreign, unless they earn 37K, they can't come and live with you. Okaaaaa There do follow some reasons to be cheerful - more Tory MPs are reportedly considering leaving the sinking ship before they can be booted out. One of the names mooted is Education Secretary, Gillian Keegan, but she's busy wreaking havoc before she offskies. Childcare is the latest sector under the Trawl spotlight and Marina and Jemma's conclusions are that.....things aren't not looking good. Free hours can only be free if someone pays for the labour. A lot of people of note have sadly passed since the last ep. The Trawl ladies take a look at the people who have died in the last week and discuss whose deaths have moved then personally in the past. Jemma would never have predicted who Marina says.  There's news from the jungle, tweets from Cop 28 and a chat about why on earth Starmer felt the need to describe Thatcher's legacy as 'meaningful.' It's caused a ruckus on the left that's for sure.  Cilla's back for a quick blast and Larry and Paul serve a very well themed pudding. Thank you for sharing and do tweet us @MarinaPurkiss @jemmaforte @TheTrawlPodcast Patreon https://patreon.com/TheTrawlPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.

0:04.0

Tax Act is going to name some now.

0:07.0

Sitting in traffic.

0:08.0

Folding a fitted bed sheet.

0:11.0

Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy team.

0:14.0

Digging a hole.

0:16.0

Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole.

0:19.0

Unfortunately, Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun,

0:24.3

but Tax Act can help you get them done.

0:27.5

Tax Act, let's get them over with.

0:30.1

Never in our history has the government intruded on the privacy of anyone's bank account

0:34.7

without a very good reason.

0:36.3

And now we're treating all people on benefits as potential criminals.

0:44.4

Hello and welcome to The Trawl where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.

0:49.3

I'm Marina Perkis.

0:50.7

And I'm Gemma Forte.

0:52.2

And as we start to build up to Christmas here at The Trall, I have to admit,

0:56.0

we've gone slightly off-paced with our schedule. And Marina has told me, just before we press

1:00.4

record, you have to explain Gemma. So, right, we're recording on a Monday night because it's

1:08.5

coming up to Christmas. So diaries are mad and everything's kicking off.

1:12.3

So it also means one episode this week, but there is a troll meets as well. So don't think

1:19.7

one earth is going on. What are they playing out? Because then next week will be sort of back

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