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The Trawl

Ep 116: Tax cut lies, Susan Hall lows & Elon Musk meltdowns

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6708 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The episode opens with a trip to the Plymouth Christmas lights switch-on, where Torty MP, Johnny Mercer is met with a different type of Christmas cheer.  Then it's report time... Because last week the OBR published its economic and fiscal outlook for 2024, and it's a grimmer read than one of Nadine's dirty novels - though in the OBR report, a significantly higher number of people are getting screwed.  Jemma and Marina discuss the numerous newspaper headlines celebrating Hunt's tax cuts, which is problematic, given we're now facing the biggest tax burden since WWII. But hey, why let the truth get in the way of a client journalist's headline? Then settle in for a gripping, action-packed, true crime story, featuring Tory Mayoral candidate Susan Mason. Less Die Hard, more Lie Hard. Underrated clips of the week include Elon Musk wiping another few billion off the X share price during a public soiling of himself, and a little treat from Cilla Black - God Rest Her Soul. Pudding is served up by Moog with his version of Susan Mason's terrifying run-in with the criminal underworld of London. Sadiq Khan has a lot to answer for... Thank you for sharing and do tweet us @MarinaPurkiss @jemmaforte @TheTrawlPodcast Patreon https://patreon.com/TheTrawlPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.

0:04.0

Tax Act is going to name some now.

0:07.0

Sitting in traffic.

0:08.0

Folding a fitted bed sheet.

0:11.0

Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy team.

0:14.0

Digging a hole.

0:16.0

Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole.

0:19.0

Unfortunately, Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun, but Tax Act can help you get

0:26.4

them done.

0:27.5

Tax Act, let's get them over with.

0:30.1

If somebody's going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money,

0:34.5

go fuck yourself, self, self, self, sell.

0:41.2

Hello, and welcome to the trarawl where we scroll through social media so you don't have to. I'm Gemma Forte. And I'm Marina Perkis and let's kick

0:48.3

off this episode with something festive to get us all in a Christmas spirit. Here is a gloriously heartwarming clip of Tory MP Johnny Mercer,

0:59.7

rocking up to the Christmas lights switch on in his Plymouth constituency.

1:04.6

I'd you to our local MP to give us a very announcement.

1:09.0

So, please make it hands to go out of four, Johnny!

1:12.5

My guys, thank you so much for everything.

1:15.4

Thanks for everyone he's harmonising.

1:20.7

Doesn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, isn't it?

1:24.5

It's like one of those Channel 5 Christmas movies, isn't it?

1:27.8

Boo, piss off.

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