Days after three American soldiers were murdered by Iran,

the Biden administration is finally retaliated by firing missiles into Iraq and Syria,

where they made scary exploding noises so loud the Iranians could almost hear them all the way in

Iran and boy oh boy wouldn't they have been frightened then? State Department spokesman

John Kirby said the US warned the Iranians that something really scary was going to happen in Iraq and

Syria so that the Iranians would be so frightened they'd have to stay in Iran where it was safe.

Kirby said, quote, my hope was the Iranians would scream in terror,

and we could laugh at them and say they sounded like women.

You can bet they wouldn't like that very much.

So it would be quite some time

before they thought about murdering any more of our soldiers,

believe you me."

Unquote.

Later Kirby changed this story and said the State Department had not warned the

Iranians before the attack and the fault lay with CBS News who had

publicized the upcoming attacks after receiving a press release

about them from the State Department.

President and Vinal House Plant, Joe Biden, made a statement about the retaliatory attacks

in a speech to several statues in the capital

rotunda whom he mistook for other long dead people he thought he'd been talking

to recently. Biden said quote, these meaningless attacks on places far from Iran are just the first of many meaningless attacks we plan to unleash on faraway places, like maybe Texas.

I hate those people.

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