In a stunningly brave act of stunningly brave stunning bravery,

the entire journalistic staff of the Atlantic has declared that Donald Trump,

if reelected, will become a dictator.

No other journalistic outlet has made such a stunningly brave claim except the New York Times.

The Washington Post, the USA Today Reuters The Associated Press, NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, MS NBC, National Review, Fox News, though only in private

emails, and the New Yorker and Cosmopolitan, and also Esquire.

And that guy who says he used to be a journalist but now just hangs out in Herald Square

using his dental fillings to contact Venus.

Where journalists have also declared that Trump will be a dictator, which is an act of stunning bravery

for Venetians who are normally a more timid, reticent race of people due to the fact

that they don't exist. Sort of like the intelligence of American journalists.

What makes the Atlantic stunningly brave sort of like the intelligence of American journalists.

What makes the Atlantic stunningly brave claim

that Trump will be a dictator, both more stunning

and also more brave than the other stunningly brave

claims that Trump will be a dictator made by all the other stunningly brave news

outlets is that just before the stunningly brave claim was made by the

Atlantic, Atlantic Executive Editor Adrian hysterical actually received a

visitation from the Ghost of National Review,

warning her in a hollow ghostly moan, quote,

do not dedicate your entire staff to a never trump issue

where you will become completely irrelevant like me."

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