In the latest irrelevant political news, president, and venal House Plant,

Joe Biden did not attend this week's UN Climate Crisis Conference because he's been

dead for six months and the whole climate thing is crap anyway.

Making the announcement to what was either the White House

Press Corps or a collection of animatronic Pirates of the Caribbean purchased at the Disney

Asset Fire sale, presidential spokesman Corrine- Jean identity hire, said,

quote, speaking as a black lesbian woman,

I want to assure you that this is a president

who would be fully engaged in this important issue

if he were fully engaged,

and this were an important issue.

As it is, the pressing business of pulling the rug out from under our allies in Ukraine and Israel

is commanding what would be all of his attention if he were paying attention speaking as a black lesbian woman."

The Press Corps responded by drunkenly chasing slave girls around the deck of a burning ship

and repeatedly saying are as usual.

The late House plans failure to show up at the UN conference was greeted with anger by climate

activists and other suckers.

Mentally ill Swedish girl, Greta Thunberg, took time off from calling for the slaughter of Jews

to protest the President's irrelevant inaction in an impassioned speech delivered to a gathering of her

hallucinations. Thunberg said, quote, I'm very disappointed and the President's remains.

He must address this completely invented issue quickly before it develops into a totally

imaginary crisis.

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