In this house, we believe. In this house, we believe that love is love, whether it's love between

a husband and wife who've committed their lives to one another and are willing to sacrifice for

each other's happiness and for the happiness of the children they create together, or whether it's

two guys dressed in rubber suits grinding lits cigarettes into each other's back sides and then

exposing their genitals to children to declare how proud they are before drugging themselves into

insensibility and passing out in a pool of their own vomit. Because in this house, we believe

love is love, whether you love your family or vomit. In this house, we believe that science is real,

so if a mentally ill teenager runs through the streets screaming it's the end of the world,

you should kill your children to stop the climate from changing. And if the government tells you to

put on a mask and stay home from church and hold a race riot instead while leaving your children

sitting in front of a computer screen so their pervert teacher can tell them to change their

gender because gender is a magical ghostly presence. They can be wished into sparkly colors until a man

can get pregnant and then have an abortion until the ninth month because the baby's not a human

being until it passes through the magic vagina place and the mother doesn't even have a vagina

because he's a man. Then you should go immediately outside and pray to a gigantic windmill so it will

supply enough electricity to power the entire country without any fossil fuels. Because in this house,

we believe that science is real like Tinkerbell or Mollock. In this house, we believe that Black

Lives Matter. So if a Black gangster should drive by and is stolen Hyundai Sonata and spray a

Black neighborhood with bullets, wiping out a five-year-old child, a postman, and a single mother

working two jobs to support her family. And if that gangster then tries to outrace a police car

so that his stolen Sonata drives over a kid on a tricycle before corining through a living room

picture window and killing a family of five in a flaming explosion. And if the police officer

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