Ep 113: Darkness at the Edge of Space Town

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2015

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

The citizens of New Atlantic City are being terrorized by an unknown evil, while Captain Baxter wrestles with the impossible conundrum of choosing a hailing frequency.

Featuring Peter Kim as Lt. Alabaster Lee

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0:19.6	Deputy, I'm going out there. I don't want you to try to stop me this time. Someone has to stop this thing, whatever it is, from taking all the children. Okay. You're not going to stop me? No. I'm okay. You'll die out there. I know. That's why I'm kind of hoping someone's gonna stop me. I mean, you do this all the time.
0:38.3	You ask people not to stop.
0:40.3	David, yeah.
0:41.3	You can't go out there, sir. Thank you. I need you to stay in here and die. You're my archimicess and I want to see you the life go out of your eyes. I don't want to be the one to kill you.
0:50.5	I don't want that thing to kill you.
0:51.7	Look, I'm going out there just to spite you.
0:54.0	Papa, Papa, Papa.
0:55.5	Oh, this is not going to make it easier. I'm so proud of you. When you go
1:01.0	out there and fight the thing, I'll be able to tell all my friends that that was my
1:07.5	Papa. I don't worry, darling. After he dies, I'll raise you my way
1:12.5	with the way that I see fit
1:14.3	and have you having my opinions.
1:16.3	Can I go with you?
1:17.7	This is the worst town ever.
1:19.7	I'm going to close this air shaft in like three.
1:21.7	All right, thank you three.
1:23.4	You are my daughter, and I love you.
1:26.1	I'm doing this for you.
1:27.4	I love you, I'm doing this for you.
1:28.5	I love you, Papa.
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