Every American, whether he's a conservative or a buffoon,

must surely agree that we would not want to break all historical precedent and possibly

in danger of a republic by inditing a former president of the United States unless his crime

was truly egregious. But when an anonymous clerk and a man's multi-billion dollar organization

makes a vague bookkeeping entry in order to do something or other having to do with a crime,

no one can specifically name. It's clearly time to act. As you may not have heard, if you were

hiding in a closet, sticking your fingers in your ears and imitating a kazoo, playing the battle

him of the Republic at full volume, Donald Trump was indicted this week for not wanting his wife

to find out he committed adultery, a crime normally punishable by having to pay hundreds of thousands

of dollars to your mistress who ends up telling your wife anyway. In a remarkable performance before

the media, New York County District Attorney Alvin Bragg explained his actions without George

Soros once moving his lips. In fact, several times during Bragg's statement Soros actually drank

a glass of water and then lit a cigarette with the free hand that wasn't shoved up Bragg's ass in

order to manipulate his face. In his statement, Bragg argued that his indictment of Donald Trump on

incomprehensible made-up charges was wholly in keeping with the traditions of America. If you

include Central America and other places ruled by communist despots that happened to be named America

for some ridiculous reason. Bragg said, quote, we in New York City cannot normalize serious crimes

on the first Tuesday and April at 2.30 in the afternoon. It's not as if Donald Trump murdered or

raped someone if it was just that, I would happily release him on Nobel so he could escape forever

into the lawless depths of the savage jungle or Chicago. But a male politician who would have

sex with shapely women and then pay them to keep their mouths shut has done something no male

politician in the history of the world has ever done since last night. It is vitally important we

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