Hello and welcome to our fletico mints. Let me start with a gentle reminder to check

your guttering and drain covers for signs of blockage or deterioration following the long

winter months. It could save you millions of pounds in future repair bills. Imagine if you

can that you are at the counter in an American style diner just outside Huddersfield. Aside from

the retail park and council tip you observe through the window you really feel that you are in

Riverdale, USA. You order a chilly dog with fries and a doctor pepper ice cream soda and settle

down at your table to enjoy the stateside ambience. Suddenly a damp mushroomy man in an island

vest and tracksuit pants dumps himself into the seat opposite you. Oh David, sorry about the

stench I have just shat me pants in the lorry park. I am a reat regular gravy port mayor. Here gives

a chip I am busting for a spud rush. It's Andy Dorson. How much does bud think? Pants like

a tinned meat. Oh Andrew Andrew. Should have used the drive-drawer. Oh Mr. Mushroom. With his gravy perfume

we hooked up on grinder. Mectin an American diner. Alright Andy I messed that all up a bit

but yeah I'll try and salvage it in the edit it might sound alright. I've seen an episode

of Saturday kitchen that has another twat on it. Andrew that's not very nice. I'm just saying I

don't watch it very often but when I do there's always at least one twat on there. I think

probably the truth is Andy is your or was a rat grump on Saturday mornings. Oh right.

Because you've got the kiss or something. So the world seems skew whipped here. Yeah I say try and not

to follow up with the producers of Saturday kitchen there. I've never got a free breakfast.

I've never been on Saturday kitchen. Never been on it. I do not. No it always looks a bit awkward to me.

Yeah there's too much distance between the table and the kitchen area and I think they have to

kind of shout with each other a bit. Yeah exactly. And no I think you're absolutely right.

Nice to see you Andrew. Is it though? It is nice to see you. You look quite you don't look as

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