EP. 112: Do I Even Need A Mom?

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:04.4	You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:09.4	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:14.0	Hi mom.
0:16.0	Hi, honey.
0:18.0	We're living in the future because I'm actually recording today's podcast on my phone and so this sounds like
0:25.6	absolute garbage sorry but I want you to picture it I'm like literally laying in
0:30.4	bed I'm not I'm not, as kind of part of the, this secret mission thing that I'm on. It's kind of part of that right now. And I, so I'm usually, you know, in my office office in the in my house and nice microphone that's made for
0:48.1	recording literally right now I'm just talking into my cell phone like I would be if I was
0:51.7	making a phone call so I this sounds like garbage today
0:54.3	sorry it's but it sounds good you sound like you're a little bit in a hollow but I might I
1:00.3	might just do the show like this every day I might if it sounds good enough you I may not know the difference and then be a whole lot easier yeah
1:07.3	No, I'll put you to sleep this is the way this is this is the future right here
1:13.7	You're right when I right They can take a little nap afterwards,
1:15.0	it'd be nice, it'd be perfect.
1:16.8	So, Mom found this piece of information today,
1:21.8	and it's not really wildly relevant anymore and if I'm afraid
1:24.8	if you listen to this out of order too it's going to be a little like if you listen to this and it's you know
1:29.7	December 2021 it's not going to matter anymore.
1:33.0	Right, but what did you find today, Mom?
1:36.0	Well, I'm really quite excited about this
1:40.0	because they, the feds have closed down the Tiger King Zoo.
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