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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

EP. 111: How Do You Even Parent?!

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50   On Today’s Show: How do you parent?! Do old people have affairs? A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: It was a segment called “I Don’t Want To Talk About It” and my answer was forever how I was known all throughout town.  Today’s Quote: “Who you’re meant to be evolves from where you are right now. So learning to appreciate your lessons, mistakes, and setbacks as stepping-stones to the future is a clear sign you’re moving in the right direction. - Oprah Our Amazing Partners: SDCCU: SDCCU has low mortgage loan rates and zero closing costs on select mortgage loans up to $3 million dollars. You could save thousands of dollars on your loan. Subject to approval. Equal housing opportunity. Call 877-SDCCU-4-U or apply today at sdccu.com SKILLSHARE: Skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of inspiring classes for creative and curious people. Explore new skills, deepen existing passions, and get lost in creativity. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/kramer and get 2 free months of Premium Membership.   Call the show anytime and leave a voicemail: 1-888-KRAMER-8 Tell your smart speaker: "Play Certified Mama's Boy Podcast" Follow us on social media: Instagram Facebook Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You never know how any moment can change your life, right?

0:03.7

Like a chance meeting with somebody, they become like your husband or something.

0:07.5

Or maybe it's your, you took a, you missed your flight flight and because of that the next flight you were on you met somebody that gave you a job offer I mean you just did life's weird like that I never knew this one particular radio bit that I did back in 2009 2010 would have

0:27.2

defined how Panama City saw me forever and it's today on the show.

0:34.0

Hi my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

0:38.0

You're not just any mama's boy you're a certified Mama's Boy.

0:43.7

And this is the certified Mama's Boy podcast.

0:48.3

Hi, welcome the certified Mama's Boy podcast.

0:50.6

I am Steve Kramer.

0:52.3

So happy that you're here today. It's a feel good podcast if you're new. We live, we laugh, we love my mom. That's what it's all about and you're here and we're glad you're here. It's a cool community to be a part of and if you're brand new then

1:03.4

you'll get to meet everybody in a certified fans group and meet my mom and myself and

1:07.5

hope you just feel kind of like part of the family. That's the point of it.

1:10.1

We get the show started every day with my co-host, my mom. Hi mom. Hi honey. I need an explanation of how parents do it. And by do it, I mean like live your life.

1:23.7

I have a life?

1:26.0

No, like how do you parent and not go absolutely insane?

1:30.1

Like how many meltdowns literally do you have when you're a parent because I don't know if it's different when everyone's like it's different when it's your kid

1:37.3

It's different when it's your kid and I feel like I've been around so many kids though like that aren't mine that like everyone just says that but I think

1:44.9

everyone just doesn't right I think maybe the like the torture of being a parent has become so bad on you

1:50.2

you just don't realize how torturous it can be sometimes.

1:53.0

I had dinner plans last night with a group of people and one of them brought their kids,

2:00.5

brought their kids with them and they're like I don't know like I'm so bad with kids ages maybe

2:06.4

like three or four and like six or seven or something and somehow they decided they wanted to get the hose out and it's been so hot here in San Diego and they wanted to start playing with the hose.

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