Ep 111: Artisanal Dick Pics

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Jon Gabrus, Elizabeth Laime, Elf Lyons and Joe Hart join Dave Holmes for Tinder discussions, app idea inventions, and Home Alone reboots. Jon Gabrus wants to plug High and Mighty and ActionBoyz and recommends American Vandal on Netflix and Cuplicated. Elizabeth Laime wants to plug Totally Laime (which will be coming back in 2018) and recommends Theft by Finding by David Sedaris and I'm Sorry on truTV. Elf Lyons wants to plug her live shows and recommends Dead Man's Bones' self titled album and Lydia Lunch. Joe Hart wants to plug the Clusterfuck comedy show and the comedy videogames on his website and recommends Little Me: My Life from A-Z by Matt Lucas. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Atlanta and The Big Sick You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Laura Swisher and Christian Dueñas.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. I am your host. My name is Dave Holmes. I have the best memory in the world.
0:15.4	Did you go to an Ivy League school? I did go to an Ivy League school. I was a nice student.
0:19.6	Yeah, you've got to bring it up.
0:22.2	How does it keep getting worse?
0:23.8	You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that is just one alaylority short of ukulele.
0:54.5	It's 2017 Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, Elf Lyons.
0:58.1	Hi, elf.
0:58.7	Hello.
1:00.0	What was your show all about in Edinburgh?
1:02.2	I decided to do a one-woman production of Swan Lake in an hour in French
1:06.9	because I really wanted to annoy my dad when he said,
1:10.2	why don't you be a bit more political?
1:12.9	And I did the whole thing dressed as a parrot because I bought the costume online when
1:16.7	drunk.
1:17.3	So I thought, how can I make it tax deductible?
1:20.2	This is the most Edinburgh thing I've ever heard mine.
1:23.4	It was super fun.
1:23.8	Like, you have distilled the spirit of the festival down to one show.
1:26.9	That's amazing.
1:27.6	Yeah, I got to do a strip tease where I removed 45 bras from underneath me,
1:32.4	all attached to fairy lights while singing fever by Peggy Lee.
1:37.1	Wow.
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