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International Waters

Ep 110: Peanut Butter Possibilities

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Lauren Lapkus, Kurt Long, Lucy Porter and Sunil Patel join host, Dave Holmes for discussions on dog marriage, holiday themed pickup lines, and truly bizarre movie names. Lauren Lapkus wants to plug With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus and recommends the Natch Beaut podcast. Kurt Long wants to plug Dudes of Future/Past and recommends Tila Tequila's YouTube channel. Lucy Porter wants to plug her upcoming tour and recommends Desiree Burch. Sunil Patel wants to plug Why is Harriet Crying and Borderline on Channel 5 and recommends The Delightful Sausage. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollinghurst. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters. The transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. It's November 2017. Here's where we are. We recorded this in October. It's going to give you a peek behind the curtain. And I work at Esquire. We were putting together 25 sexiest songs, like slideshow and list.

0:23.6

And we had to postpone it this week because sex is problematic.

0:27.9

What?

0:28.6

Like we actually had a thing, like in our chat room, it was like talking about getting in the mood.

0:34.0

Is that like, is that gross now?

0:36.0

It actually feels wrong. It feels wrong. Which is up it's so we're in a really horrible time it is

0:42.9

the worst we can't feel good about anything yeah sex is a bummer yeah so by the time

0:48.5

this goes up it might have actually been published d'angelo's of course number one you're

0:53.1

listening to International.

0:54.9

Spoiler. Playing for the country that gave us Dick Van Dyke back from the BBC's QI.

1:24.9

It's Lucy Porter.

1:25.5

Hi Lucy.

1:26.2

Hi.

1:26.3

But we took Pierce Morgan back. Yes, you. Hi, but we took Piers Morgan back.

1:28.8

Yes, you did.

1:29.6

We appreciate that.

1:30.9

I know.

1:31.5

We really don't.

1:32.5

We're going to try and get Argentina to have him or somewhere.

1:35.5

Yeah, but you know, thanks to the internet, he's global.

1:38.6

I am so fucking tired of his takes on literally everything.

1:42.5

Is he on your television?

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