Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton and you have a very snazzy

scarf. I have not seen a nine foot long scarf before but you were pulling it off and you look dramatic and I like it.

And we're going to do a Friday release valve episode, which means that unlike the rest of the

week, we are under no obligation to be substantive or thoughtful.

We're just going to kick around some headlines that I don't

they got enough attention throughout the week I'll bring on rigid

Fedise here in a moment a delightful comedian and writer but before we do that we

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Now recently, Glen Kevin Distillery has been catching a lot of flack from British Tabloids and the Human Rights Commission

for marketing a campaign of buy a scotch get a free knife.

Now I don't know if you've ever wanted a bottle of delicious whiskey but also needed to purchase a switchblade.

But it seems to me like combining these two purchases into one convenient transaction

would save you a trip.

That's more time you can spend with your family.

But like usual, the Nair de Wells screw it up for the rest of us, right?

Seems over in Glasgow. There have been one or two isolated

dozen knife fights and what I suspect are probably unrelated decapitations.

Now personally, I tend to be a pretty happy drunk. So if I were at a

football match and I got my own very free bottle of whiskey and a cool knife as a

party favor, I think I'd be pretty jazzed about it. And I'll say this,

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