Ep 1095: FU Friday: Flu Fiasco, Furnace Fails, and Food Industry Fumbles E139

Opie Radio

Music, Comedy, Tv & Film

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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ALSO CHECK OUT LATEST EPISODE OF MY OTHER PODCAST: Comedy Quick Hits with Opie https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/carl-ruiz-dream-meal Opie’s back after a week of battling the flu that wrecked his family’s vacation plans. In this raw and ranty FU Friday episode, he dives into the chaos of sickness spread by a reckless teacher, broken furnace thanks to ocean air rust, and the infuriating mismatch of hamburger buns and patties. From nostalgic gripes about subpar strawberries and rubbery chicken to dodging haters in the chat, Opie keeps it real with stories of his dirt-poor childhood, instant coffee woes, and a MAGA showdown at the ice cream shop. Plus, thoughts on a Thai earthquake tragedy and a plea for better food standards. Tune in for laughs, vents, and a little Dayquil delirium!

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0:00.0	Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. Oh, my God. Has it been a long week? How is everybody? Are you good? I hope you're good because we got crushed by the flu.
0:22.7	Let's say how to podcast media.
0:24.2	How are you?
0:24.8	Good morning.
0:25.3	Happy Friday.
0:26.5	Not Jimmy Stewart.
0:27.8	What of mine.
0:29.1	One of mine.
0:30.6	Let the revolution unleash.
0:33.4	I like how you think, not Jimmy Stewart.
0:35.8	Got J.
0:36.2	Clips.
0:36.6	I know J. Clips. How are you? Nearly 10 minutes late.
0:39.2	Come on, brother, man, brother, man.
0:42.1	Man, I just needed to turn this on and say hi to everybody.
0:45.4	What's up, Nick? I see you. I see R.J. Henners. I see you Ted Palawata.
0:48.8	I see you Scott Watts up the River.
0:51.8	Hey, what's up, Gail? How are you? Last time I live streamed, it was a week ago. Yeah,
0:58.2	do you remember? It was a week ago. Things were going great. We were out here for a two-week
1:04.8	vacation. Kids had off.
1:10.9	We were very, very excited to be out here.
1:14.5	And we had a whole list, a whole list of plans of things we wanted to do.
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