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🗓️ 29 March 2025
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ALSO LATEST EPISODE OF MY OTHER PODCAST "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie"
https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/poopin-for-dollars
Opie’s back from a flu-induced hiatus, live streaming from the oceanfront with tales of seals, dead birds, and a crow picking at a mystery carcass. Fresh off a family movie night, he dives into Pretty in Pink—praising its timeless comedy while cringing at Long Duck Dong and topless scenes through a 2025 lens. From mocking Good Morning America’s laugh factory to musing on crows ordering Uber Eats, Opie rants about life, radio feuds, and the simple joys of Chipotle. Plus, a plug for his Comedy Quick Hits with Opie podcast—because who needs a studio when you’ve got a GoPro and a view?
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0:00.0 | Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do |
0:07.0 | Good morning everybody. |
0:08.3 | Welcome to my live stream. |
0:09.9 | We are still at the ocean on this glorious, glorious Saturday morning. |
0:15.2 | I barely live streamed last week. |
0:17.5 | So I'm going to try to do a little catch up. |
0:19.9 | Maybe do another |
0:21.5 | live stream after this one this weekend. Why not? Check in with everybody. It's better than |
0:26.2 | sitting on the couch watching Good Morning America. What the F do they laugh at? Oh, my God. |
0:34.6 | The whole show is that. |
0:43.8 | Oh, oh my God. |
0:45.1 | Sorry about that. |
0:46.7 | That's a hell of a way to start a live stream. |
0:49.2 | I just had to swallow some lung butter. |
0:53.7 | And that's the reason why I haven't live stream much last week. |
0:54.8 | We got hit with the flu. You had to listen to yesterday's live stream. I haven't live stream much last week. We got hit with the flu. |
0:56.4 | You had to listen to yesterday's live stream. |
0:58.9 | I explained the whole thing if you want to know. |
1:00.8 | But definitely feeling a lot better. |
1:02.3 | I'll try that again. |
1:03.2 | I got up. |
1:05.5 | I walked the dog already. |
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