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🗓️ 25 March 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If you want a choice to bang your dream girl or eat your dream meal, and you can only do one, which one would you choose? |
| 0:07.9 | And the other one you choose, the other one's gone forever. |
| 0:13.0 | The fucking food, bro. |
| 0:14.6 | I know of your food. |
| 0:15.6 | I'm too old. |
| 0:16.5 | I mean, what's the point? |
| 0:17.6 | The problem with it, listen, 20 years ago, when I didn't look like a fucking veal, |
| 0:22.4 | I would have to be the hottest girl. |
| 0:24.4 | I'm knowing she's looking at my like B cup fucking chest and shit. |
| 0:28.3 | It's done, man. |
| 0:29.5 | Like, I don't even want to, I'll just take blow jobs at this point and eat the chocolate. |
| 0:33.1 | Like, I'm done. |
| 0:34.1 | I don't even want to have fucking sex. |
| 0:35.9 | You know what? I'm glad you brought that. I'm disgusted with myself. |
| 0:39.0 | Theo Varn, what's going on, buddy? |
| 0:40.6 | Oh, good to see you, gentlemen, today. |
| 0:42.2 | Then you just met Mike Coulter? |
| 0:44.3 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:44.4 | Theo was on my show a long time ago. |
| 0:46.1 | Oh, really? |
| 0:46.5 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:47.2 | Yeah. Bert was like, Theo was coming and I go, the MTV guy? And he goes, no, he's fucking, he's funny. |
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