Hello, it's Jess. It's Jen, and it's fat mascara. We are doing a special abbreviated episode.

It's Jen and it's Fat Mascarra.

Hot mascara. We are doing a special abbreviated episode this week because it's Memorial Day and frankly we need

a vacation.

I need a vacation for sure.

You know who needs a vacation also? The Royals, a honeymoon. We're going to talk about

Megan Markle's beauty look. Jess is so excited. She can't wait. That's the first up.

Then also the Oscars of the beauty World, the Cosmetic Executive Women Awards

were last week and we're going to share some winners with you and have a discussion about

what we think. And we have a very special segment called Deep Dive brought to by our partners Biosense.

And finally we'll answer a listener question that's very welled for summer. So just this weekend, I got a text from you Saturday morning.

I don't know, it was definitely before 11 a.m. I wasn't awake.

How are you not awake? I thought you were like

Miss outdoors like oh I went like freaking like kayaking. I had a late night

there was a little bit of partying. Anyway you were all excited you were like can you believe

Daniel and I was like what the hell are you talking about?

I have never been so infuriated by a text response.

Jess had been up since what time? I got up at 515 which I was in a taxi by probably 535. You

went you went somewhere to watch the Royal Wedding?

I had like a go bag.

I had a lip, I like washed my face, bam bam,

like yes, I went to a screening room at the Whitby

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