The best gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.

It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like, it was so, it was all wrapped up,

it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so

a guest. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now so, for that one change me a little.

Enjoy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

This week saw a major announcement from Dr. Anthony Fauci, whereas the Chinese call him Fauci,

which is Chinese for corrupt and incompetent little man who may serve as a useful idiot in our plans to destroy the West,

even as he's idolized by American journalist, or as we call them in Chinese, Fauci.

Speaking from amid the dust and debris of the wonderful economy he helped utterly destroy, Dr. Fauci said he would retire at the end of the Biden administration.

Apparently unaware of the fact that the Biden administration ended several months ago and is now simply the real life version of weekend at Bernays,

a corpse being held more or less erect by Democrats, or as the Chinese call them Fauci.

Dr. Fauci's announcement that he plans to finally stop wrecking everything he touches provided a chance to take a fond or at least horrified look back at Dr. Fauci's rise to prominence and power through a remarkably consistent string of absolute failures and betrayals of national interest.

Not to mention the sort of atrocious violations of the moral order that would get you fired or even arrested if you were anything other than a government bureaucrat,

or as the Chinese call them Fauci. Dr. Fauci made his bones, or at least made thousands of other people into bones, during the AIDS crisis of the 1980s.

After taking the reins of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Dr. Fauci funneled bazillions of dollars into useless vaccine research while directing money away from the anti-retroviral drugs that were ultimately developed by private industries to tame the disease.

Dr. Fauci also famously spread panic by telling people they might be able to catch AIDS simply through close contact to an infected person, which to be fair was true if that close contact included sodomy.

At the time, AIDS activist Larry Kramer called Fauci, quote, an incompetent idiot who had spent the hundreds of millions of dollars allocated for AIDS research to quote,

establish only a system of waste, chaos, and uselessness, or what the Chinese call a Fauci. Dr. Fauci's niade went on to funnel American research money into experiments on animals.

Though Dr. Fauci denied, he approved the mindlessly cruel torture of puppies in order to study parasites. He said he did it just because he liked mindlessly torturing puppies.

Dr. Fauci then directed gazillions into helping the Chinese perform gain of function research at their lab in Wuhan so they could develop stronger infectious diseases to unleash on the west in the form of the COVID pandemic, also known as the Wu Hu Flu, the Chinese Flu, the Kung Flu, the Flou Manchu, or simply Fauci.

Once the pandemic began, however, Dr. Fauci rushed into the fray with his usual competence and sagacity, which is weirdly indistinguishable from criminally dishonest stupidity.

Dr. Fauci dealt with the crisis by issuing instructions to the public, like, don't wear masks. Wear masks. Don't wear bad masks because they don't work. Wear good masks, which don't work either.

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