Ep 1085: Bad Haircuts, Holey Underwear, and Tesla Tantrums - Live at Gebhards

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🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie, Matt and the crew for a rowdy live stream at Gebhards, where free beers flow and the tangents fly. This week, we’re diving into a distracted barber’s Trump-Zelensky-inspired haircut disaster (now fixed for $35), Ron’s Swiss cheese underwear crisis, and a heated debate about Tesla’s flip from hippie dream to MAGA symbol—complete with tariffs, Elon’s billions, and a side of Hootie and the Blowfish disdain. Special guests include Scott Arsenault, who won’t shut up about craft beer, and Dick Cox (yes, it’s real), our Confederate soldier turned Homeland Security paper-pusher. Plus, tales of car-sex voyeurism, subway push-a-roos, and a blackout party that turned NYC into an oyster-fueled rave. Cheers to the absurdity—grab a brew and tune in!

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0:00.0	We are live and get fat.
0:04.0	What's going on everybody?
0:05.0	Welcome to our little live stream.
0:07.0	Adioo.
0:08.0	We're doing it.
0:09.0	This is Matt.
0:10.0	He throws the party every week.
0:11.0	We're just here hanging out, drinking some free beers.
0:14.0	Spanking up the place.
0:15.0	Thank you, Matt.
0:16.0	That's why, you know, you got a super chat us, so we can put some money.
0:20.0	To the Spanish King! To the Spanish put some money to the spanish king
0:21.9	how are you matt yeah next question what happened what happened what everything's just fine fine
0:31.9	how about yourself oh just fine just fine just fine what happened to your hair what do you mean
0:37.2	what happened to my hair oh this is you mean? What happened to my hair?
0:38.1	Oh, this is a little different.
0:39.8	This is a good version of my hair.
0:41.7	This part right here is a little.
0:42.6	It still needs work.
0:44.7	Farah Fawcett, huh?
0:46.0	All right.
0:47.1	It still needs work.
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