Ep 1084: Trump’s Tesla Stunt and Rosie, where you going? E132

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🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Opie kicks off the show three days into Daylight Savings Time, battling early mornings and a teenage zit. From a disastrous hair product mix-up to a barber distracted by Trump and Zelensky’s Oval Office showdown, Opie shares his latest haircut saga. Broadcasting live from 500 feet above NYC, he dives into the chaos of spring break plans, a crashing economy, and Trump’s bizarre Tesla purchase to prop up Elon Musk—while Rosie O'Donnell flees to Ireland. Expect rants on Folgers coffee, New York City woes, and unfiltered takes on radio’s decline, LeBron’s nepotism, and the absurdity of it all.

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0:00.0	All right, three days into daylight savings time.
0:04.4	And it's still, it's still early.
0:07.3	This is early.
0:08.6	Oh, my God.
0:09.7	Look, this sun is even, isn't even close to coming up.
0:14.2	My eyes look half asleep.
0:15.7	I got a teenage zit on my chin.
0:20.1	I got a haircut because yesterday when I was on the live stream,
0:23.6	I'm like, what's wrong with my hair?
0:25.1	And then it turns out I was in the shower.
0:28.4	And, you know, I don't buy my own shampoo or conditioner.
0:31.4	So I grabbed what looked like shampoo from my wife's collection of stuff.
0:39.3	And nowadays, they don't even say if it's a shampoo or a conditioner.
0:44.3	It's just looks like a shampoo or conditioner.
0:47.3	So I used that for my hair yesterday and it looked like complete crap.
0:51.3	I have no idea what it was.
0:52.3	It was probably some kind of butt softening cream that I put on my head.
0:59.7	So I ran and got a haircut yesterday. My God, good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. We're 500 feet above the streets of New York City. You know the deal by now.
1:10.2	Trump is buying a Tesla. Rosie O'Donnell's now
1:13.5	living in Ireland. My kids are getting ready for spring break. There's a lot of craziness going on.
1:20.0	Let's say hi to Robert Callie. Good morning to you. Good morning, Nick. Skip, Skip, brother man,
1:25.5	what art now? What's up? Skip, skip, skip.
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