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Greetings and a whole meal welcome to Athletic Omens. I hope today finds you in good spirits and

with some plausible optimism in your heart. Imagine if you will that you are visiting a vintage

car museum, the smell of engine oil lingers in the air and you spot a 1960s helmet mix,

similar to the one your grandfather drove when you were a child. You open up the passenger door

and reach inside to stroke the old leather seats that you remember helping your grandad polish

all those years ago. Hey yo, shut that car, John, leave me. You look with your eyes,

not your fork and hands unless you're an alien. I got no other amount of fuel with them through

wheel in the time. It is of course my co-host Mr Andrew Dawson, the spherical one.

Oh Mr Bulbas, complex and like us cuss, he has no features like one of spiel but creatures.

So sickly sickly, multi-titted and prickly, goes to church on Sundays to nick the vickers

on Sundays. Good evening Andrew. Good evening Robert, that was nice. Oh thank you. That's true

about the church thing as well, did you know that? It's obvious. So listen up you a bit

let for the podcast because you were feeding your nippers yeah. Yeah, so obviously I'm

told you that because that's just left me wide open, isn't it? Obviously firstly I'd like to know

what you fed them. Spaghetti volunteers actually. Out of ten? No, prepared by myself.

We want secret family recipe to what you're putting it pet mince or just the cheapest mince you

can get. Brown mince. Oh you got the brown one do you? Just the brown mince yeah. And what

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