A federal judge has voided the mask mandate for airports, planes, and other forms of transit.

Though people will still be required to wear masks during armed robberies and cities run by

Democrats in the hope the robbers won't spread disease while they're pillaging your store

in the name of social justice and a great new flat screen TV.

The question put before Florida U.S. District Judge Catherine Miselle was,

is it constitutional for a cabal of unelected bureaucrats led by a preening upward failure of a

Faucian buffoon who may or may not be the felonious android spy played by Ian Homm in the first

alien movie to impose random orders on a free people in the name of an imaginary power called

the science, which is not to be confused with science, which has repeatedly shown that unelected

Faucian buffoon cabals haven't the first foggy fiddly an idea what the hell they're talking about.

The judges answered to that question read in its entirety quote, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

unquote. Though 98.7% of Americans greeted the judges ruling by dancing around in a gigantic

nationwide circle and singing Havanaigila while kissing random strangers and entering into

ill-considered marriages out of an overflow of sexual energy inspired by a hallucinatory ecstasy

of joy. CDC chief Oz, the great and terrible called on the DOJ to appeal the decision.

Speaking in the form of a holographic gigantic green head while hiding her shabby and miserable

self behind a curtain, Oz said quote, this decision must be overturned because if Americans stop

being afraid of the virus, they might stop being afraid of climate change. And if they stop being

afraid of climate change, they might stop being afraid of systemic racism. And if they stop being

afraid of systemic racism, they might stop being afraid of one another and ban together to tar and

feather us and throw us into the batomic where we so obviously belong. Unquote. The largest pro-mask

activist organization, please force me to cover my horrible face or P.F.M. CM H.F. is composed

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